Try not to get into a conversation where you don’t know anything about the topic. You’ll end up sounding like an idiot. For example: if someone mentions how they cried during the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy, don’t answer, “Yeah, and then Juliet has to go kill herself.”
-Hit on a topic that's at least semi-recent: KRIS WON LYK WOAH.
-If you don’t know anyone at the party, walk around like you’re looking for someone. Don’t stand still, or risk blending into the curtains.
-Bring a cell phone. If you’re ever alone, pretend to text someone.
-If people are dancing, join them. For some reason, on the dance floor, everyone is friends with everyone.
-Don’t bring up Twilight. Everyone is sick of EdwardEdwardEdward and the word “topaz.”
-Avoid talking about anything you like. It sounds harsh, but “cool” people enjoy talking about fashion and boys, not how you totally owned that totally annoying guy in Street Fighter IV last night.
-Learn pick-up line comebacks.
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f you know there won’t be anyone you know at the party, dress differently than you normally do and adopt a foreign accent (preferably British). Everybody loves accents!
-Avoid talking about school. No one cares about your last Calculus test. No one.
-Try not to hit on someone. Chances are they already have a boy/girlfriend, and then you’ll get into the whole, “DidyouseeJamietalkingwiththatgirllikewearetotallymadathernow.”
-Smile. But not too much.
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